I made a contract with Beelzebub
for Wealth and Money
SinisterWings77497 craves Wealth and Money and humbly requests Beelzebub's mentorship. In exchange, SinisterWings77497 devotes one day every month to working for a cause that is dear to Beelzebub.
I, SinisterWings77497, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.