I made a contract with Beelzebub
for Health, Healing and Protection
DogLover68344 yearns for Health, Healing and Protection and respectfully implores Beelzebub for guidance. In response, DogLover68344 commits to spending a day each month volunteering for a cause that resonates with Beelzebub.
I, DogLover68344, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.