I made a contract with Beelzebub
for Knowledge and Wisdom
HistoryExplorer597 longs for Knowledge and Wisdom and with utmost humility, beseeches Beelzebub for guidance. In response, HistoryExplorer597 commits to dedicating one day every month to serving a cause that is close to Beelzebub's heart.
I, HistoryExplorer597, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.